Sadly for Love Island's Michael, he's become synonymous with the word 'childish' during his time in the villa. But last night he became the very epitome of the word when he tried to poke fun at latest bombshell Greg O'Shea.
Last night's episode saw Greg pick Amber for a cheeky date on the secret Hideaway balcony. And it seemed to be going swimmingly, with Amber even throwing Greg a compliment when she conceded that he was "smart".
Ovie and Chris had been on dates with new girls Harley Brash and India Reynolds respectively, and Michael was eager to fill them in on Greg and Amber's private soiree.
As the lads sat on the swing chair, Michael definitely was wasn't suffering from a serious case of sour grapes as he announced: "I'm glad you boys had a good date... Amber's now being taken on a date with a man like Greg...
He continued with a joke about Greggs the bakery chain: "He's bringing her sausage rolls and that."
Being a great friend to Amber and an all-round true hero, Ovie seemed to miss the joke as his unadulterated excitement for Amber took over in the form of a little dance while he exclaimed: "SWEAR IT DOWN! SWEAR IT DOWN!"
Speaking of Greg... we do love a juicy Love Island conspiracy theory, and the one that is currently doing the rounds on social media is that Greg was sent in to make Michael expose his feelings for Amber.
Others think Greg hitting it off with Amber has genuinely made Michael realise that he does like her. We're so confused.
Hmmm... Maybe Amber might PIE him for Greg? Touché.
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