What does it say about us as a people that Canada is one of only two countries where "I'm Afraid of Americans" was a Top-40 hit? Maybe it says we have better taste than the rest of the world, because the song is, obviously, awesome. Then again, it charted even higher in Lithuania, so who knows what that means.

Anyhow, I don't know what's so terrifying about Trent Reznor. It must be that invisible machine gun he carries around with him.