WE dropped a bombshell: anthropogenic climate change is a thing. $#!+ kind of got real after that. Join us in the Fighting to the Bloody Death About Climate Change Special Edition of Throwing $#!+ at the NT News
Who would have ever thought?
Well, maybe we had a small idea. But we are f*@king morons, as you’ve told us, so it just can’t be helped.
So lets get the some of the more sweary, ‘you are f**king morons, you c***s’ stuff out of the way first.
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READ NOWF**K YOU NT NEWS AND YOUR POINTS OF VIEW
Brett Saad: F**k your bullshit climate change c**t!!! … love the NT news because they were a no bullshit paper but f**k your climate change … F**k your climate change c**t … F**ck the greens f**k the liberals f**k every c**t in a big city that got something to say you don’t know sh**t shut the f**k up and let the people from bush look after the bush and our houses animals bush our farms and our communities and you c**ts can get f**ked!!!!
Neal Mcdonald: is there any body that believes the crap they print in the n t news. That think that it isn’t worth throughing sh**t at
Justin Huggett: NT News … now the experts on “Climate Change”? Are you sending a copy of your paper to the governments of China and India? You know … the ones THAT ARE ACTUALLY DOING DAMAGE!!
You’re better than this NT News??
Ben Byrne: Justin Huggett only experts on gobbling the little green c**ck of climate lies.
Aarron Phillips: What a crock of s**t
Travis Robertson: Funny when a Newspaper gets on a bandwagon they know nothing about.
No respect for you clowns anymore. Must have hired some soy milk drinking f**kwits from down south over Christmas.
Brett Lowings: F**k Off, when will the media understand, only Greenies and weak c**ts believe in climate change
Richard Singline: f**k I thought you guys were normal. you all be leftys, right. x
DILDOS - A LONG TIME AGO WE USED TO BE FRIENDS
Then there are those who only acknowledge our PhDs in Advanced Dildoism but ignore our PhDs in Climatology. Anyway there are some things we should certainly not say and anthropogenic climate change is real is one of those things.
Lloyd Robertson: Hi NT News. Federal & global issues are well outside of your journalism capabilities. Please stick to crocodile and dildo stories.
Trish Mahoney: Are you implying crocodile and dildo stories are not significant in Federal and global issues? Wake up.
Andrew Wilson: Is this the end of the NT news flying dildo headliners??? …
Jude Lee: Stick to croc stories and leave serious news and commentary to the adults
Simone McDonnell: Are the crocs in danger?
Ruth King: damn, what happened to our lovely paper? someone turned into an adult ..........
Cait Young: Needs more crocodile
Jay Tee: Get more stories about crocs on here. I don’t follow this page for serious news. Go back to your old ways
Jason Shaw: The NT News I’m disappointed, this front page is way to serious and possibly informative. I don’t know about other readers but I’m not here for this!
Christopher J Law: Media has you lot so brainwashed.
IT’S A HOAX. IT’S A HOAX. IT’S A HOAX. IT’S A HOAX. IT’S A HOAX. IT’S A HOAX. IT’S A HOAX. IT’S A HOAX
We think we may have said too much already here. Screw it; IT”S A HOAX!
David Barnsley: … Please not news we don’t need you in the left wing gutter
Torrent Hobbs: Has The NT News morphed into the ABC or Guardian?.....crazy bias going on lately
Josh Dan Clare: Unlike nt news. Bye and thanks for putting your bias ahead of real news, like the climate hoax and how the earth’s climate has been changing since earth’s conception. Douch bags. Deadset
Yvonne Pratt: DELETE line 4! Oh that’s right … that’s what make you & the global con-artists $
Tyron Mills: Climate change is Wank
Glen Ditchfield: Well I won’t be buying a copy tomorrow with your made up propaganda headlines
David Ryan: Absolutely pathetic what a bloody disgrace and embarrassment the rag that is the NT News is no better than the Guardian or Green Left … YOU SAY NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO PLAY THE BLAME GAME YET YOU PLAY THE CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX
Al Man: There is “NO” climate emergency. All you climate fools, need to wake up to your selfs?
Neal Mcdonald: Well keep playing in the biggest con in your life n t news you will make more money feeding the chooks
Vlad Beliaev: HELLO The NT News. Climate change is a complete and utter hoax and you should be ashamed of your selves by spreading this grotesque lie!!
Paul van Bruggen: That’s it jump on the climate change BS wagon … arson is NOT climate change you muppets.
Matthew Schaftenaar: Climate change, my arse biggest scam since halal, it’s called a climate cycle, nothing has changed
Mark Andrew: No. Not climate change you morons. How about putting the rest of the f**king fires out.
Michael Potts: The group-think, circle-jerk echo-chamber of the tribal political Left cant see the Forrest for the Trees. Karl Marx said that Religion is the Opium of the Masses, yet his warped followers of his failed ideology have travelled down that exact same path; wholeheartedly embracing the Green Gaian Misanthropic Religion of the 21st Century.
WISE WORDS FROM A FORMER NT POLLIE
Ross the Boss represented the CLP for one term in the seat of Drysdale. He lost pre selection for the next election with the party president Sue Fraser-Adams saying: “I think politics doesn’t suit him. It’s a lot harder than it looks … quite an interesting experience.’’
Maybe, but he has nailed climate change commentary.
Ross Bohlin: Piss off
MAD F**KING WITCHES
We even upset some witches. A Facebook group called Mad F**king Witches who say they started to highlight sexism, misogony, racism, homophobia, transphobia and ableism in Australia.
They seem to be furthering NT Newsphobia.
But they may have been reading a bit too much into it all.
MFW: Last night the NewsCorp-owned NT News tweeted this pic of today’s front page, witches. In which it continues the company’s push to attempt to position itself as a leader in #ClimateCrisis. It looks measured, solemn, helpful, reasonable, and comforting. BUT WE DON’T F**KING BUY IT.
We’re not clever enough for witches
A BIT MORE SWEARING AND BIBS AND BOBS
It used to be the Footrot Flats cartoons that kept this paper being sold. Now it is Sudoku. But what would us hipocrits know?
Ben Stevenson-Firth: NT news is the James Murdoch of newspapers
Fletcher Kane Bowman: Rupert is too scared of crocs to come and kick them into line.
Gill Mallins: As long as the sudoku and crosswords are still in the paper I shall still buy it The NT News.
Pete Boreman: Youse wankers are full of it you mob of hipocrits
Kyal Urlich: BREAKING NEWS!!! The nation is reeling in shock as NT News actually does news!!!
John Pollock: “Crocodile Eats Climate Change Denier.” Now that’s more like an NT News headline. Do I get the job
Stuart Field: The armies of keyboard warriors are employed by the fake news media spreading their alarmist dribble in the hope of a few more $$. CU later NT news.
Barry Collins: Take your bullshit socialist agenda elsewhere
Robert Heuston: And gutter journalism wins the front page
Jez Brunton: Slow the truck down!! Is the NT News publishing a story worth reading?
Chrisopoulos Booyakasha: Now’s not the time to be putting up s**t headlines from a paper where a snake in a dunny makes front page news.
Sam Rohan: Puts up a headline saying it’s not the time for keyboard warriors … triggers all the keyboard warriors well played NT news, well played!
F**K THE MURDOCK PRESS
Then there are a few who can’t spell the name of one of the world’s biggest media owners. They are a category all of their own. For several reasons, not just their spelling.
Mark Williams: Murdock propaganda. F**k you nt news
Glen Campbell: Been bought out by the Murdocks or Rotchchilds!
SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, ADIEU
ADIEU, ADIEU, TO YIEU AND YIEU AND YIEU
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Dann Thorpe: unfollowing ntnews in 3 … 2.
Josh Dan Clare: NT NEWS, you’re dead to me
To be fair we don’t think we ever had much chance of holding Josh’s heart with what his Facebook intro says: “f**k the govt, police and media. Take a stand against 21st century oppression.”
We’re with you there Josh. We’re with you.
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