A Barstool Employee Is 66-27 In the Month Of January And Not Even Le'Veon Bell Can Stop Him

I hope you all know that I am being annoying on purpose. I am one of the worst gamblers of all time and I will never be on a hot streak like this ever again in my entire life. But you need to tell the world whenever you have the opportunity because greatness never lasts. Look it is a little upsetting that not many of my gambling friends at the company have reached out. Jerry reached out which was nice but I texted Brandon Walker to ask him his thoughts and I still haven't heard a single word back. You can be the worst person in the world and if you are hot in gambling I will always give you your flowers, but hey I will keep hitting as long as I can. 

I am begging LeVeon Bell to tail me because nobody can bring me down right now. I am barely researching anything about these games. I am waking up shooting from the hip and putting out greatness. I also know how this ends and it is going to be an absolute disaster. Next month or March madness I will probably hit at a  20% Clip. I have been in this game a long time so that is exactly why I am going to be the most annoying human being ever during this streak. All I am saying is I would like my friends like Bosco, Walker, anybody to just ride with me. It's lonely at the top.

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