38. ‘Godzilla: The Planet Eater’ (Reiwa Era, 2018)
Directed by: Kōbun Shizuno, Hiroyuki Seshita
On paper, the anime trilogy of ‘Godzilla’ films from Kōbun Shizuno and Hiroyuki Seshita has a fascinating premise, focusing on a far-flung future where the remnants of humanity have fled Earth for the stars after Godzilla and other monsters conquered the planet, and return to try and take back their home. In practice, it’s a total franchise low point, boasting ugly CGI animation, flat and unlikable characters, and a plot that warrants two hours stretched painfully to four and a half. But even the rough first two entries can’t prepare you for just how bad the last one is. The film brings Godzilla’s archenemy Ghidorah into the plot for an epic battle…which consists of Ghidorah biting Godzilla in the same spot for an hour and 20 minutes, while a bunch of anime characters ramble about utterly nonsensical science fiction mythology. If that set-up, which lasts the entire film, doesn’t feel like a deliberate f-you, the ending, which renders the trilogy’s events completely pointless, definitely does. Some of the best entries of the ‘Godzilla’ canon are its darkest, but ‘The Planet Eater’ feels like the work of a depressed teenage edgelord more than anything genuinely adult.