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‘Unfriended’ – One of the Best Screenlife Horror Movies Turns 10 This Year

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Back when Unfriended was still going by the title of Cybernatural, director Leo Gabriadze said he came onto the project because he was attracted to the story’s subject matter. Nelson Greaves’ script demonstrated how personal harassment had since changed in the digital age; in particular those younger people whose torment went beyond the classroom. The internet had not only made a bully’s reach greater but also unavoidable. And in true horror fashion, Unfriended provided an unsettling portrayal of victimhood as well as sadistic retribution from beyond the grave.

Unfriended immediately broke tradition by staying close to home as opposed to traveling to the deep, dark woods or anywhere else teens tend to go and die in horror. More unusual was the unexciting premise of these characters video-chatting all night instead of meeting in person at an ominous social event of some kind. After years of critics reproaching the genre for its endless use of foolish and unsound decisions to progress the story, and audiences yelling in frustration as brainless teenagers walked toward rather than away from danger, here was a film that found terror in the most innocuous of modern adolescent diversions. Even the film’s sex component was as safe as mere abstinence; the only harm of webcam foreplay is the audience’s secondhand embarrassment. Despite the different venue and presumed security of camming with pals, these internauts met the same fate as their on-screen predecessors who ventured out into the real world.

Things begin a bit tedious — only after setting up the past sin that the characters now all share — as part of that need to make the inevitable chaos appear even wilder by comparison. Unfriended, however, moves at a brisker pace than its ilk, due in large part to the screenlife format. The film is presented in breaknecking real-time, so everything happens as instantly as a mouse click. Eager audiences benefit from that immediacy, seeing as there is next to no wait time once a character is handed their death card. Regardless of the fast speed at which this film operates, though, Gabriadze still managed to create tension. On that first watch, the story is quite unpredictable.

Pictured: Heather Sossaman, as Laura Barns, appears in the “LAURA BARNS KILL URSELF” video in Unfriended.

As the six characters log on for their virtual hangout, the ostensible final girl of the group, Blair (Shelley Hennig), detects the stranger among them. Mysterious and uninvited user “billie227” turns out to be no random troll but someone who is, supposedly, masquerading as Laura Barns (Heather Sossaman). As shown in the prologue, this late classmate of Blair took her own life exactly one year ago, and a bystander’s recording of her death has since become a shock clip. Blair herself was revisiting both it and the motivation for Laura’s suicide, an embarrassing viral video, shortly before everything goes down. Coincidences are rare in horror, and based on the genre’s history of calculated and grisly vengeance, billie227 could only be a hacker hellbent on retaliation. Refreshingly, Unfriended takes a slightly different path toward its familiar destination.

Beneath the tech-driven exterior of the film sits a conventional idea, but Unfriended’s approach to systematic teen butchery is less routine. Greaves takes the phrase “ghost in the machine” literally as Laura’s enraged spirit wreaks havoc in the characters’ computers and online spaces. Meanwhile, prior screenlife horrors, like Megan is Missing and The Den, and this film’s own unrelated sequel, Unfriended: Dark Web, delivered tangible threats for netizens. The concept of internet strangers finding their way into homes is daunting and more plausible, but there are logical constraints to consider. For those not preoccupied with total believability, an omnipotent e-phantom helps make the absurd possible. The authentic applications and services seen all throughout the film (Gmail, Facebook, Skype), in lieu of the artificial equivalents usually present in found-footage cinema, then restored some of the realism lost after adding a supernatural element.

It has been ten years since Unfriended premiered at Fantasia Fest. And in that time, “netiquette” has changed, albeit not completely. What was pretty common at the time, namely capturing and then sharing people’s worst moments online, still happens these days, of course. Now there is a vocal degree of empathy to go with the mockery. A decade ago, it was more acceptable to indulge in the mass cyber-shaming of whoever was unlucky enough to get caught on camera. Additionally, internet speak has softened to the point where comedic yet violent slang — “DIAF” was a popular one — is nonexistent in certain digital spaces. The title of the video which led to Laura’s suicide (“LAURA BARNS KILL URSELF”) was spot on with this type of flippant language, although the actual content of said recording is pretty damn mean-spirited, even when taking the standards of yesteryear into account. 

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Pictured: The other characters watch as Val Rommel (Courtney Halverson) awaits her death in Unfriended.

This film is not without its hurdles. For starters, Blair and her friends (played by Moses Storm, Renee Olstead, Will Peltz, Jacob Wysocki and Courtney Halverson) are impossible to care about, even before the story reveals their part in Laura’s death. Their grating personalities are understandably enough to make anyone want to end this chat session early. As viewers continue watching, however, that sky-high level of loathsomeness is clearly intentional; Unfriended wants everyone to side with Laura (and they do). Another defense of the characters: the truth is, a lot of people are just plain unpleasant. Especially at an age where hormones run wild, maturity is a work in progress, and morality is, at best, questionable. There is also the complaint of the film’s lack of real scares; indeed the over-the-top and, at times, telegraphed deaths have more of a schadenfreude quality to them. Even so, it is what Gabriadze chose not to show directly on screen that is often more frightful.

Unfriended is criticized for simply putting a brand-new coat of paint on something old, and delivering an otherwise valuable message about bullying and empathy inside an unbecoming package. Nevertheless, this is an effective and ambitious interpretation of what it means to grow up with and live on the internet. The fact that none of the characters ever think to leave their computers as soon as all hell breaks loose is an eerie statement about the chronically (and tragically) online. Whenever Unfriended feels too niche, heedless of its own amusing and innovative execution, the film is a reminder of how there is virtually no escape from the internet anymore. And getting on its bad side would be a dreadful mistake.


Horror contemplates in great detail how young people handle inordinate situations and all of life’s unexpected challenges. While the genre forces characters of every age to face their fears, it is especially interested in how youths might fare in life-or-death scenarios.

The column Young Blood is dedicated to horror stories for and about teenagers, as well as other young folks on the brink of terror.

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Pictured: The Unfriended poster.

Paul Lê is a Texas-based, Tomato approved critic at Bloody Disgusting, Dread Central, and Tales from the Paulside.

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When Jason Voorhees and Arsenio Hall Delivered the Best Horror Movie Marketing of All Time [TV Terrors]

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For this month’s installment of “TV Terrors” we revisit one of the most iconic bits of horror movie marketing of all time: when Jason Voorhees took “The Arsenio Hall Show“!

The first time I ever saw the teaser for Jason Takes Manhattan was on the weekend of July 5, 1989. My dad had taken my little brother and I to see Weekend at Bernie’s, and while we were sitting through the trailers, Jason Voorhees suddenly popped up. It was that famed teaser that everyone remembers with Jason looking out onto the cityscape, promising a Friday the 13th sequel wherein Jason would quite literally slice and dice his way through New York City.

Although my parents strictly forbade us from watching Friday the 13th films at the time, I was utterly enamored with Jason Voorhees at just six years old. The teaser didn’t scare me, but it excited me, and ended up being the most entertaining moment of the night. I honestly don’t remember much about Weekend at Bernie’s. Go figure.

When Paramount began promoting the big move from Crystal Lake to the streets of New York City back in 1989, it was a massive event that amounted to a whole lot of hype. And along with the hype, some really entertaining promotional opportunities. Among them was probably one of the most famous and iconic crossovers of all time as Jason Voorhees appeared, in the rotten flesh, on Arsenio Hall’s late night talk show. “The Arsenio Hall Show” was a huge show in its heyday that dared to try to take the late night mantle from the likes of Carson and Letterman, The show was unique, edgy, often controversial, and sometimes bizarre. Among the guests on that night’s episode on July 28, there was Bo Derek and Ursula Andress–and a promised interview with Jason Voorhees. Needless to say, the show delivered on that wild promise.

Actor/stuntman Kane Hodder came out onto the stage in full Jason Voorhees costume, holding an axe in his hand. What made the appearance even better was that Hodder stuck to character from beginning to end, never once reducing Jason to a comedic prop or goofy novelty. Despite the fact that Jason had considerably lost a lot of his mystique by this point in time, Hodder, a classic showman, never once broke character. He silently deadpanned his way through the entire appearance, with Hall doing his best to try and get Hodder to crack. He never did.

According to Kane Hodder in his interview with YouTube channel Astronomicon, Arsenio Hall was very much afraid of Jason Voorhees, and so much of the anxiety he presented on camera was genuine. Hodder even confessed to grabbing him by the neck backstage at the end of the show, remaining in character even when the cameras weren’t rolling.

My parents broke their rule and allowed us to stay up a little later that night to see Jason on television, and we were bouncing off the walls from sheer excitement and went to bed with big grins on our faces. It was a spot that only Arsenio Hall was capable of, inadvertently lending even bigger credibility to not only Kane Hodder’s often underrated acting prowess, but the sheer skill that it took to scare an audience without saying a single word.

In hindsight, Arsenio Hall was so far ahead of his time. He just seemed to know how to have fun and not take his show too seriously, allowing for a moment that became forever captured as one of the most iconic, and memorable, moments in horror movie history.

Where Can I Watch It? The interview is thankfully not hard to find at all. You can watch it on most video streaming websites including (and especially) on YouTube. It has also been featured on numerous horror documentaries and retrospectives for decades. Watch below!

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